grind test

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.

Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

smell test

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.

"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."

by COBullrider May 2, 2007

boob test

When a woman presses her chest against a wall, if her nose touches the wall before her boobs do, she passes.

Her boobs were so big she had 3 inches of space before her nose hit the wall.

She was so flat, she didn't pass the boob test so I sent her home.

by ajs1020 February 3, 2008

Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

by OCDTTB September 24, 2010

testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by Joe March 9, 2005

Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

by yarr February 17, 2006

Big arm test

A big arm test is a visual check of the diameter of a girls arms to determine if she will blow up in the future. If a girl has large arms but a small body while young, chances are she will become fat in the long haul.

person 1 - "damn, look at that girl on the beach, i'd marry her!"

person 2 -"nah dude, she fails the big arm test, shes gonna blow up like a blimp"

by Team Este June 13, 2010