The Ketty Shuffle

When one takes Ketamine and cannot take steps, one must then shuffle along the floor

-Oh look at Julie over there, shes doing the ketty shuffle

-Fancy doing the ketty shuffle tonight?

-I need a glass of water I'm just going to do the ketty shuffle into the kitchen

by yeslav August 6, 2009

10 Knuckle Shuffle

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

caterpillar shuffle

The act of inserting one's excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the vagina, most commonly from an "ass-to-ass" position. The "giver" must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her rectum in order to achieve a successful "shuffle".

CATERPILLAR SHUFFLER: "It's almost ready."
SHUFFLEE: "Come on! I've been waiting all day."
SHUFFLER: "Be patient!"
SHUFFLEE: "It's crowning!"
SHUFFLER: "Just need to push a LITTLE more..."
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by captaincockblast October 14, 2010

cincinnati shuffle

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

by Shufflerock November 27, 2016

Ickey Shuffle

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.

I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.

by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006

shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

by boys at school December 11, 2008

sluff master

someone who is always sluffin.someone who is always procrastinating.someone who does everything late or half ass.

he told me he would be done last week.I don't even think he started.dudes a sluff master

by teeo July 31, 2004