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scoop that low

when you make very poor judgement on something.
Why would you scoop that low man?
by K6y6r6a May 18, 2018
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spoop

A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.
Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.
by Angel Spawn July 5, 2010
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SWOO

That ugly girl is such a SWOO.

Person1: Why is that girl sitting alone at this extravagant party?

Person2: Don't worry about her she's just a SWOO
by smuglemuffin September 3, 2010
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Shoop

Last name for one of the greatest persons alive. Always has a good time at parties but will procrastinate at any moment.
"Dude, Shoop, I'm going to name my kids after you!"
by Stu: WVU October 16, 2008
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Dry Scoop

Sex without any lubricant or any sort of assistance with the in-and-out process. Probably more painful than pleasant.
Joe’s girlfriend Sasha broke up with him after some failed attempts at dry scooping.
by MandM Productions November 24, 2019
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Scoop

Phenomenon started by two high school girls from NoVA, "Scoop" is used when:
1. You steal something from someone
2. You've dumbfounded someone (generally followed by a playful slap to the face)
1. J walks over to C's normal seat in math class, and takes it anyways. When C enters, J looks her in the eyes and says 'Scoop!'
2. C proves J wrong, J is left speechless. To break the silence C yells SCOOP! followed by a scooping motion with her hand and a slap to J's face.
by Sneakers9 February 6, 2010
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add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"
Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.
by Murperin May 25, 2007
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