Lousiana Swamp Rat

a Lousiana Swamp Rat is when you put saran wrap on your face, someone shits on it, you wrap it up, poke a hole in the wrap, then eat a girl out through the shit wrap

Hey, Mike, did you give her a Lousiana Swamp Rat?

by crux__ March 14, 2022

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Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019

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Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

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Swamp Hick

A hick lookin fellow that looks like he came from the southern swamps.

Man 1: Did you heard bout Clifford?

Man 2: naw what bout cliff what that boy do now?

Man 3: looked like a real swamp hick wrestlin that gator for bout 3 hours I’ll tell ya fo’ free!

by Awisko January 24, 2018

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Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

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Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”

Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.

by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020

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