Swamp Nose

When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose

holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out

by ChevyDmax69 August 16, 2008

Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.

I left a swamp monster just for you

by The original STD March 11, 2022

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

Swamp Donkey’d

To be sexually assaulted by your boss.

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me

by Bstarks January 14, 2024

swamp glass

noun. When a glass containing a beverage, typical alcohol, beer or other subtance, experiences an extreme amount of condensation due to temperature imbalances between the ambient air and beverage.

synonyms: glass sweats.

Dude, I think i have some serious swamp glass.

by dlpopp August 1, 2011

Swamp Club

A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.

Awe c'mon Mark, it's Friday! Where's your Swamp Club outfit?

by sidney.shrek October 25, 2017

Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 7, 2021