Maria Sofia is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd. Her eyes will hypnotize any man that looks at them. Her eyes will hypnotize any man that looks at them.
you'll find many other girls jealous of her beauty which will often land her in the middle of a scandal.
She is super happy and optimistic. Everyone needs a sofia in their life. She will constantly make you laugh just by her laugh. She can talk for 2 hours- she’s super chatty. She has such a big heart and she tries to make sure everyone is having fun and is happy. All boys think about her. Maria Sofia deserves so much more because she is truly the best.
you'll find many other girls jealous of her beauty which will often land her in the middle of a scandal.
She is super happy and optimistic. Everyone needs a sofia in their life. She will constantly make you laugh just by her laugh. She can talk for 2 hours- she’s super chatty. She has such a big heart and she tries to make sure everyone is having fun and is happy. All boys think about her. Maria Sofia deserves so much more because she is truly the best.
by makenames November 22, 2021
Get the maria sofia mug.A legend, very talented and one of the greatest the world has ever seen. Very unpredictable individual
by Wild soja November 26, 2021
Get the wild soja mug.A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
Get the Captain Sofa mug.Amanda Sofia is a really cool gal. She’s very open minded and a big extrovert with her close friend circle. Amanda has many hidden talents wich she will never show some because she is and over thinker. Amanda is most likely a Cancer, a Acuario or a Leo and if she’s not she behaves like one. Amanda is a romantic at heart but will forget you in less than a week and move on. Amanda feisty and annoying, she likes to talk some may say too much. Amanda can’t shut her mouth at times until she gets a headache.
by JadaWaydaRealestbihalive August 2, 2022
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It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023
Get the burning sofa mug.This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
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