Sock fucked

When your sock is wadded up in the bottom of your boot.

Sir why did you quit your job? Because I was sock fucked.

by hh1918 October 28, 2019

Poop Sock

And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to

Mom found the poop sock

by Deathrider1002 March 13, 2019

Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.

Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.

by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020

jello socks

Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water

Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks

by The jello socker July 1, 2018

Sock people

People that should have been blown into their daddy’s sock. Less desirable mentally and physically. Very socially awkward. Always looking for a deal or something for free.

The sock people that come into the bowling center need to find a new hobby.

by Bowling king August 23, 2021

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014