E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022

Cooter scooter

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

Electric Scootering

That's when you have an electric dildo raм acorns into your ass by your lover

Jill was electric scootering me last night, which is why I couldn't answer the phone, obviously.

by deodorant 2064 September 6, 2022

cum scoot

The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.

Woman: He made me so horny that I gotta go cum scoot!

by Fat pusty October 14, 2022

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7

Electric scooter is kewl 🛵

by Knmagor October 22, 2022

Travis scooter

Rip off version of Travis Scott

Dude:"Bro I just got travis scooter!"
Dude 2: "isn't it the rip off dude?"

by le cat obsessed person November 7, 2022

Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.

"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"

by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022