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schlock

To overcharged a customer.
Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.
by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005
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schork

schork = "fork from school"
Mum: You forgot your fork today
Kid: It's ok i got a schork
by Albert SelfEsteem November 8, 2009
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Shock 'n awe

To cum in a girls eyes then slap her in the face
Hey, i shock 'n awed my girl last night

NO WAI?!
by lolotronic May 1, 2009
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any clan shock wave member

big faggots that are gay and are stupid
shock unnamed,crow,screed,swift,imp,swift,format
by GUEST June 4, 2003
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Shockalate

This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!

Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.
Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?

Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.

(couple minutes later)

Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!
by Sicko-Speirs January 14, 2009
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Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink
He gott her wit the supriser o shit son
by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003
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irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
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