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Safety hole

A person's anus.
Brad put his finger into Sarah's safety hole
by Zebry king March 2, 2019
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Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.
Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019
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safety dibs

Saying safety dibs can keep your dibs safe from people revoking it with another dibs or it can also keep it safe from ever being expired.
I call safety dibs on shotgun

Safety dibs on last slice of pie
by The beast 21 December 1, 2019
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safesearch

something on google thats rlly f*cking annoying-
DUDE!

wht man?! im tryna game

SAFESEARCH is the worst u gotta help me man- ♡
by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021
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horizontal safety dance

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.
I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.
by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011
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Aida Safer

A really funny girl that loves people and that is sooo nice to everyone!
All her friends adore her and she is kind of a bad ass but still awesome and cool! She is a very loving girl and she is not shy! She talks to everyone even people she doesnt know!
Her awesome friend Jeany is awesome -_-
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by TTpimpTT October 24, 2011
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Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.
Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off
by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019
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