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Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror
"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)
by PeterMannion May 1, 2019
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do rag

A bandana or similar material tied & worn to resemble rag hair restraints used by Black domestics in the Old South. This style do rag has one or two knotted points in front .Original purpose was keeping dirt ,etc from the individuals hair.Now worn for work or style.
Thats a fine looking do rag ! How did you learn to tie it just right? Now let's get to work Johnny.
by BluStarr September 24, 2016
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ragged her ass

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass
by Dacock April 22, 2018
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Rags

Raging ass giving slut

Having the raging urge to give a male or female a lot of ass. This person is most likely a slut bag.
Caroline is a rags.

Caroline was getting her but all up on Tommy, she's a total rags.
by ilovemydogsalot August 1, 2014
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Ragging

Talking absolute rubbish to stop people talking about u as a sweat. Started by rags and has no sense but does sick at test.#notallowedofhouse #bigupbottle
Rags is ragging right now like he always does as he thinks no one knows he's revising
by KlawDabbe September 5, 2018
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Rags

Similar to yolo. Doing something risking with no regrets
Person 1: should I dye my hair pink

Person 2: yeah rags it

Person 1: ok lol. Rags
by Millyism June 5, 2019
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rag bitch

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.
Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch

Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch
by Chillerkiller2016 May 27, 2016
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