two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Race

A social construct developed after people who looked different decided to kill and oppress each other.

Hey, Kylie is of a different race, maybe, just maybe, she is the same as me?

by Carolena October 13, 2017

5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

Race

A person who is socially awkward but fun has a personality of a black person no meat on their bones and is really funny

Race is funny.

by Ryan Cameron November 21, 2021

RACE format

-restate
-answer
-cite
-evidence

YEAH YEAH JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION WE GET THE MESSAGE ALREADY NO ONE REALLY CHECKS FOR ALL FOUR SECTIONS OF THE PARAGRAPH TO BE WRITTEN⁉️🤬

Mrs Smith: “Hey Bobby, did you use RACE format for this paragraph?

Bobby: “No.” Idk what that is and idc.”

Mrs. Smith: “RACE format stands for restate, answer, cite, and evidence Bobby!”

by ddlc11037 April 10, 2022

whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018