race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Racing gear

Stockings & suspenders

Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "

by Slickforlife June 18, 2018

Race Swap

When you take a face-swap selfie with a friend who's a different ethnicity.

"Hey man, did you see Tom's new profile pic?"

"Yeah it looks rediculous - he's super white but wearing a do-rag."

"Race Swap."

OR

"Yes, the lighting in this spot is sweet; let us celebrate our friendship, and the racial diversity of our social circle, with a hilarious face swap."

"Careful with the contrast."

"Raceswap."

"Word."

by Gareth7015 June 16, 2016

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016