midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

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double-purse

The act of inserting one testicle in a vagina while simultaneously placing the other testicle in the anus.

She wouldn't let me double-purse her until I shaved my balls!

by horse&angel November 3, 2010

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A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011

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Scuba Pussy

1. slang term for a pussy slip at the beach or at a pool.
2. anybody with a large cunt

1. Kenneth - Is that your wife over there in the pool?

Teddy - Yeah man, why?

Kenneth - Well, she has a scuba pussy.

Teddy - She is such a CUNT!!!

2. Ben - Marisa is such a scuba pussy

Vinny - Watch your FUCKING MOUTH!!! thats my daughter your talking about

by ElPussyDor June 14, 2011

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One Pump Shotgun

After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.

"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."

by One-Pump-Shotgun January 2, 2017

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