Pest

Ryan Sweeney. The biggest pest you will ever meet, absolute menace doesn’t know his limits for anything. Will happily do anything for $15.

Gee whiz, that blokes a bit of a Ryan Sweeney (pest) isn’t he…

by Chickenparma_69mushroomsauce January 27, 2022

Pesterchum

Pesterchum is an erotic role-play themed IRC chat client based on a fictional client of the same name in Homestuck, a semi-popular webcomic.
On Pesterchum, users can enter "memos" and chat or role-play with other users in real time. Everybody uses this for sexual reasons, because they are all freaks.
Some notable users are "pissVriska", "voreTerezi", and "cumGamzee", all of which are the most degenerate of them all.

EB: oh, hey dave! can you believe people still unironically use pesterchum?
TG: shut the fuck up john nobody gives a shit
CT: D --> I am very much enjoying this e%quisite erotic musclebeast role-play.

by cubicSimulation February 8, 2022

Pestrent

(Pestrented = past tense) (Pestrenting = current tense) (Pestrent = future tense)

To make fun of and/or to humiliate someone unknowingly.

James was Pestrented at the speech.

My dog is Pestrenting me at the vet.
"I hope my mum doesn't Pestrent me at the opera"

by JeLopt February 25, 2022

pestolinguini espachini

a type of food only the mario brothers eat, goodluck finding the recipe :)

ay mario we should have some of the special linguini
ah of course
the pestolinguini espachini

by genderfluidrokey March 2, 2022

Perström

A very nice, sexy teacher.

Joan: Look at Perström
Joan: I really like him

by LashyPashy March 28, 2022

Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022