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Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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pounding brews with the boys

the act of drinking a lot of beers in one sitting with your squad
Guy1 " hey whats the move tonight? "
Guy2 "pounding brews with the boys?"
Guy1 "Fullsend"
by boolnDrew June 19, 2018
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National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.
Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month
by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022
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The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
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Apple pound

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie
by Tremdom January 28, 2025
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