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Poo-pourri

The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.
I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.
by Pseudo Wordsmith August 4, 2009
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devil poo

the worst kind of poo when you go to the toilet and are continuously wiping for what feels never ending.
"john went to the toilet for a poo and found he had a devil poo on his hands and had to wipe for ever and used lots of toilet paper"
by Drisky January 20, 2009
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Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
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Pushing poo

Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?

Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.

Old geezer: Tell me..

Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.

Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.

Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 2, 2019
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Suprise Poo

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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Cry Poo

When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion
Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!
by Jessa Nighty March 14, 2011
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Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.
Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.
by BUTT0N August 6, 2018
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