poo look

the look of shame that you and a stranger share whilst in a toilet after taking a shit. an awkward poo tension of embarrassment and satisfaction.

awh mate, i just took a heavy shit, it was pretty rough going and the guy next to me gave me a right poo look.

by thom alexander September 27, 2007

Perfect Poo

A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.

Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.

The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)

This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.

Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.

by qwerty29 March 03, 2014

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

by jnh October 28, 2006

Suprise Poo

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.

OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

piss poo

to urinate and have a bowel movement at the same time

mainly for women whilst having a piss a log sneaks out the back door dam i took a piss poo

by ccfc1987 October 28, 2011

Cry Poo

When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion

Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!

by Jessa Nighty February 28, 2011

Poo-pourri

The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.

I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.

by Pseudo Wordsmith August 04, 2009