rock climber

The male version of a bag chasing whore...the rock climber is always willing to do whatever it takes no matter how heinous or preposterous the request to obtain a bag of street drugs..doesn't matter how minut the bag is the rock climber will do whatever it takes..

Look at that rock climber go at that dick like no other to get that pebble of meth...

by tex WHITE August 25, 2017

Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"

by HAFSNT September 01, 2016

Rock Skipper

When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum.

Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip.
Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper

by CO420 July 20, 2010

good rock

noun

the specific rock one goes to when they have been drinking in the woods and need a spot to puke. this rock is not predetermined, but the drunk individual seems to go straight for it.

mike-"wheres bob going?"
john-"over to that rock to puke."
mike-"wow, must have been a good rock"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.

(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.

by Molly and Tara July 13, 2009

rock sick

When a guys dick is as hard as a rock and throat fucks someone until they puke.

After a night of drinking Joe throat fucked Mike until he puked and Joe yelled rock sick, bitch!

by Tbag23 April 03, 2014

nip rocks

Protruding nipples that look like they can cut diamonds. Usually visible around colder climates and erotic situations.

Nip rocks can be seen underneath shirts, which automatically qualify the girls to be smuggling skittles

Bless that girl with them visible nip rocks. She look like she be smuggling skittles.

by yellowboy February 12, 2004