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by light bulb head March 10, 2014
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by Combdawg August 14, 2008
Get the Waffle Block mug.When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.
Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
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You: Yes, it's awful.
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You: Yes, it's awful.
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Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
by pud2000 July 14, 2010
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"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."
by bluejuh March 22, 2009
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