Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

by shits mchighway November 5, 2013

Road Munchies

1) The act of orally pleasing a girl while she is driving

2) Smoking weed while driving resulting in an instantaneous trip to McDonalds.

1) Joel: Hey will you give me road head?

Rae: Only if you give me road munchies. I won't get you off unless you get me off.

2) Joel: Dude, I'm so high right now.

Dave: Ya man, I got some serious road munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell

by DirtyDave69 July 21, 2012

road rules

lame show on mtv

shit, how many times are they going to show road rules today, why don't they show videos?

by Matt Zero July 31, 2003

Road Whore

Traffic cops that do it for the money.

Traffic stops by road whores in un-marked cars are making up for budget reductions caused by the economic downturn.

by cds_xxx_1951 November 15, 2009

Road Rage

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time

Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Road Warrior

The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.

That girl can do such a good road warrior you'll never smell burning rubber the same again!

by 0074 April 15, 2009

Carrow Road

Home of Norwich City FC. Awful stadium for an awful team.

Yuck, never go to Carrow Raod, it smells.

by Monstermunch July 15, 2004