Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.

"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"

by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010

block nork

A fellow with a receding hairline, a light bulb head, and a obsession with every product that sketchers creates. When people talk about block norks, they usually say "You have a block nork on the back of your neck." People with block norks have small penis'. I'm talking about you Robert. You have a small penis...."

Block nork You're a faggot Robert

by light bulb head March 10, 2014

COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.

"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."

by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.

I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!

by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019

choc-block

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.

Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!

by pud2000 July 14, 2010