news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010

New Zealand

A nice place that I want to live in

AHHH I wish I was born in New Zealand

by imgay13469 July 25, 2021

global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020

News Particle

A 'News Article' but only smaller!

Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'

Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4

Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"

Larry: "The Particles, sir?"

Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"

by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012

New Jersey

A nasty brown stain between New York and Pennsylvania, with twice the corruption and none of the charm of either. The butt of every joke about the East Coast. The state that makes the rest of the northeast feel good about itself. A state whose residents have giant egos for no discernible reason and consider the urban wasteland seen from the Turnpike or Parkway as "scenery". Kinda like Connecticut if someone had urinated all over it and converted half of it into a toxic waste dump. A place where green air and glowing rivers are as common as big press-on fingernails and fake Luis Vuitton purses. The average IQ is "functionally retarded" but don't tell them that, because the mongoloid greaseball douchebags who inhabit "Joisey" will start a fight over anything. I'd be that miserable too if I had to live there. A fetid sewer of a state.

I just died and descended to the ninth circle of hell, where I am chained to a wall of fire and flogged with spike-covered whips for eternity. But hey, at least I'm not in New Jersey.

by Diggit18 July 29, 2009

new york

the absoulute king of all the states, the best place to be, the best place to live, the best place to do anything. if cities and states were baseball, new york would be the yankees, meaning it is the BEST.

i LOVE new york, it is the best in the world

by pimp daddy dollars January 17, 2005

New Jersey

Ahhh .. New Jersey .. you just gotta love it. I grew up in South Jersey .. where the typical Friday & Saturday night parties started in a peach orchard and ended in a diner. If there was nothing left to do .. we'd drive down the shore knowing that there was definitely something to occupy us there. Then drive back in the middle of the night dodging the deer on 55 or Delsea Drive. Us South Jersians never drove on the expressway or parkway .. it was either 55 or Delsea. If you're from South Jersey, you know what Heritages is .. and you know what 1/2 price hoagie day was. You know that 15 years ago it was safe to be in Camden during the day .. but NOT at night .. now you know that it's not safe to be in Camden period. You most likely sat in a classroom before summer vacation .. with the windows open and the warm fresh smell of horse maneur lurking in the room. You know about the NJ devil and you often thought about him while peeing in the woods at night .. c'mon .. you know you did! You know that Cheese Whiz on a cheesesteak is totally UNACCEPTABLE .. it's either american cheese or provolone. We say Woo-der .. not Waa-der. We also say Raa-diatior .. not Ray-diator. We also say Crick .. not Creek (Mantua Crick). Yo is a great attention getter ... and yous guys is our trademark. You can take me outta NJ .. but you can't take the NJ outta me!

Outta Staters in a Circle: "oh my god, how do you drive around one of these? I guess I'll just slam on my brakes and wait here until all these cars are done flying by me"

Jersian in the Cirlce behind the Outta Staters: "You fuckin incompetant shit! Just fuckin go! You don't stop in a circle you fuckhead!"

by hoagie_girl July 29, 2005