New Zealand

A nice place that I want to live in

AHHH I wish I was born in New Zealand

by imgay13469 July 25, 2021

New Urbanism

The art of observing a person, place, or thing and concluding it would be better off as a six-storey mixed-use development.

Why would you just build a fire station there when you could but a nice mixed-use development overtop of it? What could go wrong? "-New Urbanism"

by PeptoBismol1 August 16, 2021

Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.

"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."

by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021

Newport News

The largest city on the Calidiora Peninsula in Eastern Virginia, USA.

Newport News is home to many Koudeilandic Americans.

by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023

New Jersey

A nasty brown stain between New York and Pennsylvania, with twice the corruption and none of the charm of either. The butt of every joke about the East Coast. The state that makes the rest of the northeast feel good about itself. A state whose residents have giant egos for no discernible reason and consider the urban wasteland seen from the Turnpike or Parkway as "scenery". Kinda like Connecticut if someone had urinated all over it and converted half of it into a toxic waste dump. A place where green air and glowing rivers are as common as big press-on fingernails and fake Luis Vuitton purses. The average IQ is "functionally retarded" but don't tell them that, because the mongoloid greaseball douchebags who inhabit "Joisey" will start a fight over anything. I'd be that miserable too if I had to live there. A fetid sewer of a state.

I just died and descended to the ninth circle of hell, where I am chained to a wall of fire and flogged with spike-covered whips for eternity. But hey, at least I'm not in New Jersey.

by Diggit18 July 29, 2009

new york

the absoulute king of all the states, the best place to be, the best place to live, the best place to do anything. if cities and states were baseball, new york would be the yankees, meaning it is the BEST.

i LOVE new york, it is the best in the world

by pimp daddy dollars January 17, 2005

New Jersey

Ahhh .. New Jersey .. you just gotta love it. I grew up in South Jersey .. where the typical Friday & Saturday night parties started in a peach orchard and ended in a diner. If there was nothing left to do .. we'd drive down the shore knowing that there was definitely something to occupy us there. Then drive back in the middle of the night dodging the deer on 55 or Delsea Drive. Us South Jersians never drove on the expressway or parkway .. it was either 55 or Delsea. If you're from South Jersey, you know what Heritages is .. and you know what 1/2 price hoagie day was. You know that 15 years ago it was safe to be in Camden during the day .. but NOT at night .. now you know that it's not safe to be in Camden period. You most likely sat in a classroom before summer vacation .. with the windows open and the warm fresh smell of horse maneur lurking in the room. You know about the NJ devil and you often thought about him while peeing in the woods at night .. c'mon .. you know you did! You know that Cheese Whiz on a cheesesteak is totally UNACCEPTABLE .. it's either american cheese or provolone. We say Woo-der .. not Waa-der. We also say Raa-diatior .. not Ray-diator. We also say Crick .. not Creek (Mantua Crick). Yo is a great attention getter ... and yous guys is our trademark. You can take me outta NJ .. but you can't take the NJ outta me!

Outta Staters in a Circle: "oh my god, how do you drive around one of these? I guess I'll just slam on my brakes and wait here until all these cars are done flying by me"

Jersian in the Cirlce behind the Outta Staters: "You fuckin incompetant shit! Just fuckin go! You don't stop in a circle you fuckhead!"

by hoagie_girl July 29, 2005