Myst

Awsomeness, pure awesomness

Myst is teh sexiness of the whole JC! :P

by w-b April 4, 2004

mysoginist

A man that hates women almost as much as other women do.

He's a mysoginist, but he's got nothing on the babes.

by Arasmus January 9, 2004

mysoginist

A male who promotes stereotypically male views that are damaging or hateful to females; A woman hater.

God, can you believe that mysoginistic pig??!

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007

Building a Mystery

Building A Mystery is one of the best songs ever. It was written/performed by Sarah McLachlan an extremely talented Canadian singer and songwriter. Building A Mystery is one of Sarah's greatest hits. The song is not a teeny bopper whiny punk song but a mystical darkly pop song.

You come out at night|That's when the energy comes|And the dark side's light|And the vampires roam.... (Lyrics from Building A Mystery

by Ilana July 16, 2008

myspace

myspace

An FDA approved drug for people of all ages. Myspace is usually popular with the scenesters that have choppy black and blonde hair with the caption ''Boo hoo my sad face'' under the pic. Many times a week Spongebob Squarepants or Ned Flanders will make a profile and people will often believe that these are real people. Are you stupid? They are cartoons run by role players that have no life. And then there are the 10-16 year old girls with thier underdeveloped tits everywhere ''LYKE OMFG I HAVE A DILDO IN MY MOUTH HOW FUCKING COOL AM I?'' Your not. It just proves to us that your a whore. ''LYK OMG ME AND DANIELLE HAVE WINE COOLERES ARE WE COOL?'' No and the only people who think your ''hawt'' are people that were forced to comment your pics because you sent 15,000 bulletins saying so or that ''George'' kid who claims to be 17 but is really 47. Also the site is run by a guy who doesn't know shit about web development. ''Sorry an error had occurred'' ''Bulletins are off the line''Most people have crappy MNyspace songs. Often you'll hear a Hilary Duff or an Ashley Parker Angel song that will make anyone's ears bleed. Point is delete your Myspace and you'll get 15% of your dignity back

myspace a place for scenewhores,pedophiles,crappy web developing, and underdeveloped tits P.S. A 13-year old girl wrote this

by anononononomous July 25, 2006