Mustafa

Sexy brown man dubbed the rizzler, pulls absolutely 0 bitches

There is only one Mustafa

by BoogieWoopityShigity November 25, 2022

mustafa yusuf

Mustafa yusuf is the word you use when describing someone who chomps like a camel and eats like a beast. A mustafa yusuf is someone who is cool to talk to but don't bother being in their presence when they're devouring their food. You will most likely get ptsd and need therapy from the crazy chomping they do.

Ali: Oh no look away someones pulling a mustafa yusuf
Abdoul: i need therapy now after seeing that!!!!!!

by Abdullah feroz November 29, 2022

Musta

Musta is when you like someones assjuice and spits it back in the persones asshole and it tastes like shit and konkelbär.

Måns musta sin syrra

by Adam Råstrand November 30, 2022

Mustafa Ali

In 2016 Mustafa Ali became WWEs first ever Pakistani Wrestler, he joined the CWC Tournament at the last minute and lost in the first round, but did not let that set back stop his chase for glory in the “Land of the Giants”.

Since then Ali has proven himself as the Heart of WWE with his eye popping abilities and the will to fight even when he’s the smaller or weaker man.

Ali has never seen championship gold in WWE yet, but has won multiple championships on the Independent circuit after he left his career as a Chicago policeman behind.

Mustafa Ali is so great how can anyone hate him!?

by UrbanD_Guylol December 22, 2022

Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

Must

- looks like they don’t shower
- a boy who acts hotter than he is
- thinks he has rizz

OMG Jay is such a must.

by shelshel69 February 28, 2023

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023