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King Turd Of Shit Mountain

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!
did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?
by rob oyns October 11, 2006
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North Montana

North Montana- n. what Canada will be called in ten years when the USA takes it over. Also what real Americans call Canada.
Real American: Hey i am going to North Montana for a hockey game, the Bruins are going to kill the Montreal North Montanians.
Fake American: Hey it is not North Montana it is Canada
by triplexxxsweet!! November 11, 2009
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Loon Mountain

Hey lets go to Loon Mountain so we can have fun.
by Sawnayp December 23, 2008
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Havre, Montana

The name of a boring, lame, town that has nothing going for it. In the middle of nowhere with a number of rednecks and hicks.
Joe: "Sorry guys I can't go camping with you this summer. I have to go waste my vacation in the worst town in America."

Matt: "Dude you mean you have to go to Havre, Montana?! Good luck, there ain't nothin happenin there!"

Nate: "I'll pray for you man."
by Lauren1993 June 7, 2011
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Maunt

Man-aunt; An extremely masculine female with dark and unusually thick, course facial hair. An aunt who is not married, always wants kisses from young nieces/ nephews but raises many questions among family members regarding her actual gender.
Maunt Jo' is coming to Christmas dinner this year?
by LISW March 3, 2009
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Mountain Dew People

The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.

You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.
by shoeshina May 14, 2011
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montage parody

It's when you open sony vegas import a random COD video and slam your cock agains your keyboard for 2 hours-IGN
Look at that montage parody, show me the montage parody
Give me the montage parody, I want the the montage parody
Back up the montage parody, I need the montage parody
I like the montage parody, oh what a montage parody

-Jaden Smith
by Dank Child January 16, 2014
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