Moose

An immortal species spawned by Canada, they were not formed with evolution, they were formed with steroid infused maple syrup, and they want nothing but destruction for all life on earth, god help us all

Jeff: I was attacked by a moose, I had to get about four ribs removed.

Carl: how are you alive

by Doctor Sobek October 10, 2020

mooshri

the hottest seciest mutual ever alive

mooshri is the best

by 249amerson June 24, 2021

Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

Wamble-Moose

A small fictional creature created at a Vocational school out in the sticks. It is comprised of a moose and a little wamble (respectively).

I don't get it... wamble-moose?

by Satan Slauc February 21, 2008

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

boose moose

a animal that acts in a unusual nature.

A boose moose could be a dog that appears to have a identity problem :-D

by Einstein23 June 14, 2011

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016