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Caramel macchiato

A pussy-eating technique where your tongue mimics the way the caramel drizzle is topped on the popular Starbucks drink of the same name. Step 1: Make a wide circle with your tongue. Step 2: Make a zig-zag (the up-and-down kind) within the circle. Step 3: Make another zig-zag (left-to-right) and keep in mind that you shouldn't lift your tongue when following Steps 1-3. Step 4 (optional): Pretend you're taking a sip of a drink by sucking on the clitoris.
Rufus: I usually do the alphabet with my tongue when I'm with a chick, but since Jess works at Starbucks, I tried to try out the caramel macchiato technique.

Snoofus: What did she say? Was she impressed?
Rufus: No clue, man. I was just thinking about Marshmallow Dream Bars.
by rizz_khalifa April 2, 2023
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Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
by Lord Toker April 2, 2023
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vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5
by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023
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The Soda Machine

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
by Magnus69 April 12, 2008
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Penguin Ex Machina

An episode of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series by LittleKuriboh. In this episode, the duel monster called Nightmare Penguin kidnaps Tea and forces her to duel him so that he can win her body and possess it. He says "penguins" a lot during the episode, and it is questionable as to whether or not he has a penguin fetish. The name Penguin Ex Machina comes from the word Deus Ex Machina, which is Latin for "God from the machine."

"It's a plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of some new character, ability, or object."
Basically, it was the unexpected appearrance of a Nightmare Penguin.
by otaku4BL October 21, 2010
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fling hole machine

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily
by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012
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Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.
Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!
by Eldiablo November 30, 2013
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