Life

A collection of failures, disappointments, and pain that always ends in death.

Fuck my life.

by Master916 March 21, 2013

No Life 'Till Leather

Metallica's first demo, featuring 'The Mechanix' which is now The Four Horsemen.

Person 1 - Hey! I have a copy of No Life 'Till Leather!
Person 2- I hate you for having this.

by Lord DarkSlaya January 3, 2005

pre-life crisis

The situation regarding the realization that the care-free years of life are gone and repetitive responsibility lies ahead; occurs mainly during the pre-job, post-collegiate years.

So, Joe, are you ready to get out of college?
Not really, I'm in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

by Joe Steinbronn December 3, 2005

The meaning of life

Something that can only be defined by you. Not by somebody else.

Nobody can define the meaning of life for you because for everyone it is different. I believe the meaning of life is to challenge what is fated to happen to all of us (Death, Destiny, etc). Others would say the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.

by krau_soles December 28, 2005

lifelined

The act of having intercourse with someone who has fallen and can't get up, specifically an elderly person.

That asshole lifelined my grandma!

by Medalert July 19, 2010

Life is unfair

The common excuse that unfair people make to justify their actions.

Younger kid: "Wow, Mom! Thanks for the new personal television set!"

Mom: "Your welcome!"

Older kid: "Mom! Why do they get a television set and not me? It's unfair!"

Mom: "Well life is unfair! Deal with it!"

by Zukoyun January 30, 2014

life'ing

Going and doing errands such as returns, looking for curtains, buying pots and pans, grocery shopping, going to Home Depot for project supplies with you girlfriend / boyfriend / significant other / fiance / spouse / husband / wife.

John and I are life'ing together this evening.

by Spicyitalian76 May 16, 2018