Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them

I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper

by Unifart April 2, 2021

virgin knees

knees that havent been used to kneel and give head

hey, sheilas got virgin knees. you wanna invite her over?

by evassssssss January 31, 2021

pink knee

(Adj.) This is in reference to a well endowed man with noticeable melanin in his skin. It specifically describes the sizeable appearance of his male genital organ in comparison to the knees adorned on the assumed neighboring legs.

Kanye is unsure if Kim can handle his massive pink knee, though the tapes say he's prolly fine.

by Edzwordz July 4, 2024

kenny knees

Someone with knees bending inwards a reference to Kenny Smith

Candace Parker getting them Kenny knees

by DestroyerP04 May 10, 2024

Knee-Plow-Plungus

It's what YOU are. (a nickname for somebody)

You're such a knee-plow-plungus!

by Anonymous175234 December 29, 2023

The Knee of Divine Wrath

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.

Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.

by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023

Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.

Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.

by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023