klorking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

"After yesterday's Mexican food, I had an insane klorking-session in the basement"

by squidwards-throbbing-clarinet March 31, 2020

Kneeder Knocker

A versatile noun used for any word that you can think of... good or bad

Girl1: Did you hear about Stacy sleeping with that guy?
Girl2: No, she's such a Kneeder Knocker though!

by King of the Blumpkins July 30, 2009

knee knocker

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

Him: Hey Check out my huge knee knocker

*Pulls down pants*
Her: Oh my its so big

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

by YT- Landonb December 22, 2018

tinker knocker

The third gender. Most people do not know about this because the government tries to hide it. Tinker knockers have huge ears and big bumps on their backs. Pink juice sometimes comes out of their ears. There is a special surgeon who can help them look normal. Most tinker knockers live in Greenland because that’s where the surgeon lives. Many tinker knockers also live in California because they like the weather

There is a tinker knocker in my backyard.

by jasoncarley January 31, 2021

nig knocked

a) The way a black person hits another person, usually in a fist fight.

Yo bitch u just got straight nig knocked!

Yo mu fucka u better not take that piece of chicken or you will get nig knocked upside your head!

by Duker June 19, 2006

Knock Down GinGer

A game played on rough housing estates where players take turns knocking down ginger kids "GinGer" and count how many hits it takes to knock out cold , or leave "GinGer" on the ground and useless , played over weeks to allow "GinGer" to heal, Video proof often taken by mobile phone.

"did you see that knock down ginger ,shaun did on ginger, sic."
"send me that knock down ginger my bluetooth is on"

by SApien7 October 22, 2008

Cock knocker

Cock knocker is someone who loves the cock! loves the touch,the look & the smell of a hard member. A cock knocker is similar to a knob jockey however there is no penetration! Basically this phrase is an uber insult to men,if someone calls you it you gotta be ready to retalliate with similar such insults! so i hate my mate-call him COCK KNOCKER

Mark Hamill is a cock knocker(jay & silent bob)
Barnes is a cock knocker! (not jay & silent bob
"I have more hate for you,you are truely the world's biggest COCK KNOCKER"

by EGGMUNDO December 28, 2005