Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.

Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.

by Cravicky July 2, 2016

fat kitten

A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".

"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."

"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"

by HackerRhino June 6, 2017

happy kitten

When two girls have sex and cum in each others mouth, then the other girl lays on the floor while the girl humps her

Two girls have sex and it gets wild , and they do the happy kitten

by Mooer55 July 17, 2017

furry kitten

A females genitalia.

*Jack and john talking about the night before*

john: How did things go with Lauren last night?

Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten

john: you slick cunt thats my sister.

by LazyToe December 9, 2017

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders May 17, 2018

Evil kinetic

Your just straight up evil you can't even equal a kinetic or kanetik!... It's just something to say like you don't equal anything your un-kanetic

Yo you evil kinetic! Fuck that

by DestinyHandler May 19, 2018

Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

by Handle Here June 18, 2018