Annoying black kid who gets whatever he wants because he is rich. Worst enemy of Abrowns everywhere. Knows nothing about basketball just like his retarded father. Terrible at school and video games.
by a to z man June 6, 2011
Get the Avery Johnson jrmug. a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
by think tank inc. March 14, 2009
Get the beef jerkey johnsonmug. the dissese of the short dick
by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004
Get the short man johnsonmug. A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
by NOYOUYEAHYOU January 11, 2019
Get the Gus Johnsonmug. The most handsome boy in the whole wide world!! Adorable blond hair with beautiful hazel eyes and a super cute smile. He is super sweet, funny, and caring. Everybody loves him and wants to be his friend, but there is only one girl in this world that can love him with her whole heart and be his forever. Also known as Max, he is naturally good at everything he does and is adorable and sexy all at the same time. You will never meet anyone better, he's truly amazing in every way.
by jrund4 October 12, 2011
Get the Marc Alexander Johnsonmug. Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010
Get the ding dong johnsonmug. YouTube Entertainment for ignorant and unaware simpletons. If you watch his show and enjoy it, you are a vegetable. His videos are used as in 3rd grade introductory classes to comedy. One, unless stupid, cannot help but feel dumbed down after each episode of his =3 series. I suspect this name is to resemble a dick - this gives you an idea as to what comedy is in store before you click on his horse shit.
If your brain is fried and have absolutely no aspirations in life, then watch his videos. Also, play Minecraft and watch other mind-destroying channels, such as pwediepie.
It is truly sad to know this is the most popular channel on YouTube.
If your brain is fried and have absolutely no aspirations in life, then watch his videos. Also, play Minecraft and watch other mind-destroying channels, such as pwediepie.
It is truly sad to know this is the most popular channel on YouTube.
Blob: HAHAHAHA Ray William Johnson is so funny! Watch this!
Non-blob: *Feels mind being reduced into a zombie state after watching*
Blob: Also my minecraft house is better than yours! Hahahaha
Non-blob: *Feels mind being reduced into a zombie state after watching*
Blob: Also my minecraft house is better than yours! Hahahaha
by Immanuel Kent September 24, 2013
Get the Ray William Johnsonmug.