New Jersey

I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.

Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.

by thebitchwhokills March 30, 2021

New Jersey

The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.

"Hey, do you like this dress?"
"It's sort of New Jersey..."
"ewww. Next store."

by NewYorker916 April 19, 2009

Jersey bleejay

The sloppyest of all sloppy cock gaging.A suck so ruanchy it could only be described as a Jersey.

Jay would enjoy a good old jersey bleejay tonight but unfortunately he only enjoys this from a man.

by DDerek February 3, 2007

New Jersey

The suburb child of NYC and Phillie

Hey lets go shopping in the worlds biggest suburb.

by YankeeMet July 16, 2005

New Jersey

New Jersey:

Horrible Drivers
Smells like shit
Shitty ass weed if you can even find any
Douchebags everywhere you look
Full of Guido Faggots
White Trash
What is New Jersey known For?
Their is nothing to do

THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA

I went to Joisy tha otha day and got a shitty cawfey and saw a guido fag in his old ass honda civic. Fuck New Jersey

by Stratton fo life March 5, 2009

New Jersey

The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

by bigtones December 28, 2005

new jersey coal miner

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.

by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006