loser who likes to smoke pot and who acts like she is crazy. jalonda is smart, but only because she takes pills. she likes crazy Chinese anime and wants to have power like goku.
by babablacksleeps January 1, 2009
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Get the jahonaphysicalhosenberry mug.A relative of the dragon. A mythical creature with a slong of epic proportions which uses it's beast to slay evildoers and bone bitches.
After the jagon was done warding off the bandits, he came upon a herrim of women and boned those bitches.
by Ali G Aight April 26, 2006
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1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.
2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.
2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."
2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010
Get the Jason Verlander Delay mug.One (male or female) who has breasts in the shape or form of torpedoes. Commonly mistaken for a noun adjective or verb that can placed anywhere in a sentence.
Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.
Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.
Frank: You're dipping your jagon in my drink as you're bending over!
Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?
Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.
Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?
Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.
by Leon JQ May 18, 2009
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