Jay Leno is renowned for providing background noise for elderly on nursing homes. His barely understandable speech and crappy jokes help the geriatrics sleep better.
Jay Leno: "Do you like the March Madness? Here's how it works: First you start out with 65, and then one by one, people are sent home until there's only one left, no, I'm sorry, that's our coalition in Iraq."
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
by The Wall Street Dangler January 05, 2011
by Stonetoss lover April 09, 2021
Kevin: I will never get a blow jay. NSH: A WHAT??!??!?! Kevin: I meant blow job?? NSH: sure you did, you just don't know what a blow job is!! HEHEHHE
by NSH February 15, 2003
Jay-Z is the shit!
by Sparkle September 05, 2003
Maybe was good in 1995, but now he will be remembered as the retard that tried to fuck up Linkin Park. His only good new song is '99 Problems'.
Jay-Z: "H to the izzo, J to the izzo, E to the izzo..."
Mike Shinoda (high on pot): "One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain due time all I know..."
In The End/Izzo
Now THAT was a stupid song.
Mike Shinoda (high on pot): "One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain due time all I know..."
In The End/Izzo
Now THAT was a stupid song.
by Dreben_2097 May 30, 2005
by boompaulused September 05, 2009