jahred

Jahreds are quiet, but vengeful. They are usually tall and thin, but really ugly. Often times resembling Randall from the movie "Monsters Inc." Most of the time, Jahreds have chodes, and the wait is not worth it.

I have been dating my man for a while now, but i was disappointed when we went to the bedroom, he's a total Jahred.

by Da Teacha March 17, 2014

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

Jarped

Upon going down to the STD Clinc the process of having that cotton bud thingy swabbed round your japs eye, to see wether or not that lass you tapped last night has given you a dose or not?

"Now then Bobba, fancy coming down ward 9 with me tomorrow? Ive been bareback with 8 lasses since the last time i got Jarped and could do with a test"

by Mr. Hogg October 23, 2007

Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

jaked

being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''

girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''

by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013

Jaced

When some one gets hit with something very hard like an scooter, shovel, ect.

John: "Hey did you hear ? Hailey jaced Ciera with an scooter"
Dan: "No I didn't hear"

by IMightBri May 16, 2014

jaret willysun

A noble gangster who robs all co intense stores purely for the bags of chips, but spares the store of its $$$. He loves to eat food and his chain always hang low. He likes to mess with a certain Ryan as he is a rainbow troll. He tries to hockey, but can't as his ankles brake when he is within a five mile radius of a hockey rink. He also is a lightning fan which makes him a Weinie.

Wow is that Gerald that kid is a scrub . Ya bro he is mad dusty. Damn is that jaret willysun that kid is sooooooo fat.

by Geraldhasnoswag December 11, 2015