fake italian

partly from their own egoless, view of the world. Basically an italian who is origionally from Greece or Turkey.

There is no such thing as a fake Italian, just fake people.

by christi May 18, 2004

Italian Welfare

Road construction. Italians are pretty much stuck doing a few jobs in this world due to their limited skills. These are stone cutting, grape stomping, and making spaghetti sauce. So the government awards Italians road construction contracts as a way to bring them into the middle class.

Anthony: Hey Pauly, you working at the gravy factory? (hand gesturing)

Pauly: Naw, I'm doin' da road thing. (more hand gesturing)

Sean: You mean Italian welfare, right?

Pauly: F*** you!! You want me to smash you wit this canoli? (lots of two hands gesturing)

by LDY January 4, 2008

Itami_no_Miko

N. A total bitch.

When I ran over her dog, my next door neighbor went totally Itami_no_Miko on me.

by sdlfkjsdlkj August 17, 2003

Italian spoon

Italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. This won't work if you have a bent fork.

When someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an Italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork

Daniella: Yeah, you're a total bent fork
Mark: your an italian spoon

by marcuscarcus March 2, 2011

Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013

Italian stallion

An italian male who is hung like a horse , usually named vinny.

Boy that vinny guy is the man. Girls call him the italian stallion

by mandylane March 5, 2015

Italian Pizza Boy

An E-Boy but he's Italian. They tend to eat a lot of pasta, favor pizza over every other food type, and smells like garlic and cheese.

Ah Huah hauh
See that Italian Pizza Boy over there? He just asked if I liked my cheese hot or greasy...

by robobean September 30, 2019