italian 

the most narcissistic people on earth. If you see someone and they are italian they will make sure that you know that they are italian. being proud of your heritage is fine but shoving it into other peoples faces isnt. need to realise that the only people who think italians are great, are italians.

that italian marcus is always wearing that stupid ''italia'' sweater.

italian by raptors May 4, 2007

Italian Shotgun 

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.

This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun

Italian Shotgun by Dan January 9, 2005

Italian war medal

A stain from spilled Italian food on one's clothing.

Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.

Italian war medal by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009

Italian 

An Italian is not a Jew

man 1: "Hey, you see that Italian?"
Man 2: "Yea he's definitely not a jew

Italian by Italiansarenotjews May 14, 2012

Italian Mafia Chick

a short Italian girl who plans on taking over The Berg! she goes by the name of "Kaitlin" but shes better known as the ITALIAN MAFIA CHICK! she stays up late on the phone and plans her invasion!

Italian Mafia Chick "no i dont want any pizza! dont make me call the union!! im part of the italian mafia!!! BANG BANG!!!!!!" pizza guy "but ahhh...." -IMC shoves the pizza in the pizza guys ear- "hey fat ass eat some fat ass free salad!"

Italian Mafia Chick by italian_Jenkins123 February 6, 2009

italian handjob 

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.

Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!

italian handjob by STankylegz October 21, 2009

Italian pony 

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido

italian ponys are wack

Italian pony by !xabile August 17, 2008