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honeybear 

that new girl kate is sooo my honeybear

Louisiana Hanky 

When you don't have a tissue, you cover one nostril with your thumb, and blow through your other nostril shooting snot and boogers from your nose.
Did you see Bob last night, while he was talking to that girl, he did a Louisiana hanky and it stuck to her shoe.
Louisiana Hanky by flashboy July 9, 2003

honey dip 

your main chick on the side, she'll always be there but knows she ain't wifey. a frequent booty call
man i call my honey dip when i can't find a date she always down to ride.
honey dip by bjealous August 5, 2007

Honey-nut Cheerios 

When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs.
-"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?"
-"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!"
Honey-nut Cheerios by Andrubidus February 17, 2009

hankycum 

when someone uses a clean handkerchief to ejaculate on, or to catch semen as it shoots out of the penis
"she held the handkerchief just above his penis and jerked him off until the handkerchief was filled with his hankycum"

"he shot his hankycum all over his friends handkerchief"
hankycum by Hanky cummer December 28, 2007

Honey Monkey 

A cute loving term used by a True cowboy to describe his girl. A honey monkey is the only woman able to hold a cowboys heart for the rest of his life.
Stephanie is my Honey Monkey. She promised to be for ever.
Honey Monkey by HoneyMonkeyBaby February 5, 2010