Hobo Spike 

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).

Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!

Hobo Spike by F. Badger September 15, 2019

Hamboni 

A shirtless person cleaning off an ice rink with their stomach.

Eric is fantastic at performing the hamboni.

Hamboni by Jimmy9923 September 24, 2019

hobo in a gym sock 

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

hobo in a gym sock by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Hobo

A person who doesn’t belong anywhere or isn’t where they feel at home.

“I’m a hobo”
“I’m in a hobo mindset rn”

Hobo by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020

Hobo

Someone who never feels at home or is away from where they feel at home. Someone who is living an uncomfortable life.

“I’ve been a hobo my whole life”
“I’m at a hobo stage in my life”

Hobo by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020

Hobo's Lunchbox 

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

Hobo's Lunchbox by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

hobo shelf 

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

hobo shelf by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020