goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

by akiralives July 30, 2006

Goose

This is a nickname you give a kid that does insanly stupid stunts

Murrey: yo i just fucking jumped on that guys back in the middle of class
Mario: omg roflmfao fucking goose

by forgotenxtragedy November 22, 2006

Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003

christmas goose

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.

Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"

by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

goose egg

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.

"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."

by 1337jesus September 24, 2003