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Noob Gain

A term used by the online weightlifting/bodybuilding community. The term used to describe the large gains attained when you first begin working out
Jack: "I have added 30 pounds to my bench max"

Tom:"Those are just Noob Gains"
by Jalala Bong January 9, 2012
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Gains

Gains is best described as a lifestyle that many take to put on muscle and get into shape.
The term has been popularized by the hodgetwins youtube channel.

However, gains isn't just about getting big muscles and looking lean. The complex lifestyle of making gains is commonly misinterpreted by the fat and lazy as simple meathead/roid user terminology. One will find that making gains consists of: the process of lifting, eating healthy, and making life decisions based off of ones health.

It can also refer to something that something that brings one great pleasure and be used to describe things or people.
"I've been making ALL KINDS OF GAINS"

"Lets go to the gym and make some gains"

"That bro looks pretty gainsy he must be doing roids"

"No, I'm not going to drink that beer. I don't want to kill my gains."

"Those eggs are straight up gains."

"Mirin' your gains bro, No Homo"

"haha that bitch is fat now, she must have been making some beer and cig gains"
by Gainsmaster August 6, 2013
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A rare name but if you meet one you will find that he's extremely nice, but kind of a player. He's is one of the best looking guys you will ever meet. All the girls want him
you cant explain a galvin, he's too amazing
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Gavina

An amazing person with beautiful personality kindest person you will meet in your life
Oh wow she is so kind
She must be a Gavina
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self gain

The pursuit, action, will or decision to; deny, reason, consider or not relate to any persons, environment or situation but to obtain self promotion, position, substance or worth. Motives for self gain can be intrinsic, selfish, ego centric or reward without need/desire to benefit, help assist environment or mankind as a result. The anthesis of selfless, heroic, martyr, saint, counsel, helper, integrity, honour, disciple and charity.
It was clear that Mr Jones had no intention of helping anyone but himself; purely to self gain from his fraudulently activities to clone credit cards.
by Dovecry15 November 6, 2015
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window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.
"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."
by Zerotime January 22, 2009
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Galindafied

1. Undergoing a makeover process that became incredibly POPULAR after the demise of the Wicked Witch of the West.
2. Made to look pretty and perfect, sometimes at the expense of one's true feelings.
"You're Gorgeous!"
"Thank you, i've been galindafied!"
by Mason_is_the_bestest July 9, 2007
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