First Stupidity

On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.

A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

Really makes you wonder...

by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009

Frustache

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

by tajomaru February 28, 2010

frusticidal

frustarated and sucidal at the same time

when a girls frustrated and suicidal at the same= hommie this beezy trippen she frusticidal

by thizzle sahota September 24, 2010

first row

a girl who won't have anal sex

No, she doesn't go for kinky sex, she only likes it on the first row.

by ladygrace91 April 4, 2011

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

Forsticuous

When a situation is difficult and it feels like life is sticking a fork in your ass

Yo bruh, this test is mad forsticuous

by gooch26 June 27, 2016

first kiss

it is the best thing in the world. it is something that u will always remember and also something that will give you a smile that will never leave your face. it is when the boy/girl that u truly love/like makes the first move and u are toooo embarrassed to look at him again b/c u have got this giant smile on ur face. a first kiss will keep u craving for me. it means the world to any girl and maybe for boys too, im not one so I wouldn't know but to girls it is one of the best things that will ever happen to her.

I had my first kiss with the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with!

by alove99 November 10, 2016