fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

Fruit rollup

When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.

Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.

by bongra December 9, 2010

fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007

Fruit Picker

A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor

I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"

by Smash Brown May 13, 2005

frenimy

a girl who you think a friend but is really a ( mean, slutty,fugly,ho bag,shit faced cock master, doney raping shit eatter,backstabber, who talkes behind your back, and who does not care about you)eminy !!

OMG she is such a frenimy she is totally scamming on my georgeous boy friend

by caty9998 September 25, 2006

Fruit Fly

A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com

"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."

by courtney nichols November 5, 2008