February 13th

A stallion holiday

“Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”

by Bossbitch1234 October 15, 2019

Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 25, 2011

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

February 21st

National eat a nibbas ass day

YO ITS FEBRUARY 21ST! BEND OVER

by BigDickEnergyLmaoLol October 15, 2019

February 23rd

A person born on February 23 is most likely attracted to shrek

Evelina: hey, it’s February 23rd, my birthday!

Friend: Yeah I know, you better do shrek good today.

by Evelinaxshrek69 November 15, 2019

Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all

Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020

Federal Swagg

Having so much swagg that the government wants to tax it to get out of debt

Have you seen Johnny lately? He really stepped his game up. He's rockin' that federal swagg

by Holddeeznutz June 27, 2011