Frogen

*A person who claims to possess knowledge of a subject, such as history, when in fact they are ignorant of the topic. Knowledge often gained from the websites rather than books. *A person especially an American who makes false statements on internet forums.

American sez: 'I served in Vietnam fighting the Vietcong in 1999'

Aussie sez: 'No you did'nt ya Frogen'

by Adolphe Minory October 9, 2009

frog in a tree

A frog in a tree is someone who is just completely and totally random. You would usually call this person just plain random, but they have taken it to such an extreme that random is really not a strong enough word.

She is so random; she's like a frog in a tree.

by Durbin November 14, 2007

frog

A hybrid between a forum and a blog: either a blog that commentators treat as a forum, or a forum treated as a blog.

Originated with BBC Radio 4's PM Blog, possibly due to the very first entry, which more or less invited "off-topic" comments...

"Testing, testing.

If this works I'll think about actually writing something tomorrow.

Thanks for dropping by."

Have you written anything on the frog?

by mittfh February 12, 2010

frog bottom

When a diseased female decides she is too dirty for human sexual contact and goes into a pond to find solace among fish hoping a small fish or guppie or will lodge into her vaginal area for one last pleasurful moment she so desperately needs.

This filthy hooker on the street decided to leave town for a frog bottom in hopes for one last sexual adventure.

by teenick April 3, 2015

frustrated frog

A rare internet term used to describe someone who may actually be in a bad mood or more likely has simply expressed mild to severe displeasure by typing a sound that a frog might make.

Narnra: Soy is such an idiot! LOL!
Soylentgreen: *croak* (also seen as "mreeyyaapp)
Rezonance: Oh noes, looks like soy is a frustrated frog now.

by Soylent Green September 23, 2008

Mexican/French Frog

A frog that is either Mexican or French and lives in the suburbs of Spain.

Are you a Mexican/French frog living in the suburbs of spain? then you could be claiming compensation for being either one of those ethnicities

by FUCK OFF TOOF October 10, 2009

Frogget

n. The combination of the word "frog" (referring to a frenchman or french-canadian) and the word "faggot". A homosexual frenchman.

person #1: "Did you see that Cryptopsy show last week in Denver?"
person #2: "Nah, that grammar frogget Lord Worm is back and he changed his vocal style, now he sounds like a rapper with downs."
wigger bystander: "werd?"

by Glen Benton September 14, 2008