Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 12, 2020
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Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"
by unevenair February 21, 2012
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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic August 28, 2015
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Dump Shrimp

Verb - to have coitus, make love, or dispose of a hefty amount of shrimp
“Yo last night I went to Dump Shrimp with Jessica, it was hot
by Sawl January 20, 2021
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Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.
"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.
I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.
by Hambgrface August 21, 2021
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air dumping

When a chick is flapping her ass checks together with her hands on her knees to the beat of an afroamerican song
That bitch at the club is air dumping to the new young jeezy song.
by dogma421 March 10, 2018
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