Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.

John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!

by metsfan February 24, 2009

Ding Dong Bang Bang

a new war tactic. not quite guerrila warfare but close. consists of british soldiers ringing dominos pizza. two rIRA men will come disguised as dominos pizza delivery men. they will turn up in a 3 wheel van and ring the doorbell, hence the ding dong. normal vocabulary used before the "bang bang" occurance is "the british soldiers wont fall for this". the second IRA gunman will respond "yes they will, EVERYONE LOVES PIZZA". when the soldiers answer the door, the IRA men will shoot them down. a passer by will normally come onto the scene and say "ah they should have tried 4 star pizza"

did you hear about the IRA men that used the new ding dong bang bang tactic....terrible ted terrible!

by Toxication March 13, 2009

You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

by RagMeRock December 4, 2004

Fuck a luck a ding dong

An expression of surprise or an "OMFG" moment.

HOLY FUCK A LUCK A DING DONG!!!
Well fuck a luck a ding dong....

by LOL MATTS GAY May 6, 2009

Big boi dong

When the dong be bigger than the boi

John’s dick is large than the rest of his body it’s a big boi dong.

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

ding dong bing bings

Ecstacy tablets. Slang term created at Frizzles.

Hey man, do you have any ding dong bing bings or maybe some mac daddys??

by Knobcheese April 8, 2006

ding dong bitch

Kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write "bitch" on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. Then, you ring the doorbell and run. You do this to people you don't like.

Lets ding dong bitch her.

by weekicks. April 22, 2009