french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

by DarkWingSchmuck July 2, 2015

Sink Dipping

a) When removing a plug from a sink full of water, a gentleman places his genitles into the downward spiral of water creating a vacuum around his penis causing him to shoot his load.
b) To take a naked female bend her over and dip her head into the sink whilst taking her from behind. Regular dipping intervals of 5 seconds in 5 seconds out should be used to help with timing and not to cause distress to the female.

a) "I am going to go home and go sink dipping till I am blind"

b) "She would get sink dipped anytime"

by Saturday Dippers Society December 19, 2007

clip and dip

To use the term clip and dip is the slang equivalent for hitting someone with your automobile and then removing oneself from the general vicinity as to avoid an unsavory run-in with an enforcer of the law.

"Yo, Matt! I'm totally goinna maim your Caddy when I clip and dip on a po' fool wandering his broke ass 'cross the road!"

by Morgan McKankel & Matt U.R.A. Weenis Jr. January 17, 2008

Double dipped

Verb. The act of placing not one, but two cooking pans filled with a liquid outside a sleeping persons door. When they awaken and stumble out of their room, it is right into said liquid.

Dude, I got double dipped bad this morning! With ranch dressing! No worries though, imma get him back with a double dip filled with placenta from my aunts third cousins dog!

by Arfdawg April 1, 2011

Mickley Dip

The amazing act of having both your balls in a pussy while your penis is in the asshole of the very girl who's pussy contains your balls.

"Yo dude last night I totally shoved my balls in this girl's pussy while I was fuckin' her in the ass."

"Why the hell didn't you just call it a Mickley Dip you fucking moron?"

by JoseGfromWhitehall December 9, 2008

Fun dip

Receiving a blow job from someone while intermittently sticking your wet penis in a loved ones cremated ashes.

I got a fun dip from Allison last night, after we found her late grandads urn.

by Fun dipper January 13, 2023

floor dip

Cheap, shitty chewing tobacco

I wouldn't dip that floor dip unless I had no other option.

by willywill430 November 19, 2014